Let's be honest, man has only survived because those with beards have led it to a better world. From the beginning of time and beyond there was always a beard. The most significant men and women throughout history grew beards to increase their powers.
Throughout human evolution beards have led us to this moment.
It's time to decide...
WHO GREW IT BETTER? TOP 5..
5. Hagrid, from Harry Potter.
This giant/wizard learned that the only way to survive in a magical world filled with dangerous creatures and crazy racist magic wielders was to grow a beard. Look at how it connects perfectly between his hair and his beard.
4. Gandalf, from Lord Of The Rings.
This legendary wizard saved the world with his wisdom, wit, and wagger. Could he have done it without a beard? Maybe. But would it have been as awesome? No.
3. Abraham Lincoln, from The United States History Books
This famous president reunited an entire split nation. Do you think that happened because of skill? What is skill? Why would you think that? Take a look at this before photo and tell me which man had more "skill".
Yeah that's what I thought.....
2. Charles Darwin, from The Science Textbooks
This guy invented evolution, he wrote the book on it actually. Did you know his original concept of evolution included the natural selection of beards? The theory of beards..
1. Emperor of China, from Disney's Mulan.
SO WHO GREW IT BETTER? The better beard goes to the famous Emperor of China from Mulan. His ability to convince entire armies to fight for him to draft a bunch of people and personally take no action whatsoever proves the power of the beard knows no bounds.
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